Jaronya Found!

If you’ve ever read American Gods by Neil Gaiman, then you’re familiar with Rock City, and 80-year-old roadside attraction in Chattanooga, TN.

Well, my wife and I stopped there on our way to our cabin in the Smoky Mountains this weekend, and while we didn’t find any godly-type showdowns in Fairy Tale Caverns, Jennifer did notice a strange purple view from just under Lovers Leap.

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If you’ve read Birthright, then you should understand the importance of this discovery–I’ve found where the Jaronya Instance anchors against ours.

Luckily, there were no flying avengers to be seen, and we made it to our cabin safely. But if you’re ever in Chattanooga, make sure you have your Flameblade handy.

You know, just in case.

Book Review: The World’s Strongest Librarian by Josh Hanagarne

Disclaimer: I was provided an advance review copy of The World’s Strongest Librarian from Josh’s publicist at Gotham Books. It has in no way influenced this review.

BItBs9RCAAAxFC8When I started blogging, I had no idea what I was doing. So I read lots of lists of must-follow bloggers. One name that was ubiquitous was Josh Hanagarne and his blog The World’s Strongest Librarian. After scrolling through a few posts, I was hooked. I subscribed to his newsletter and RSS feed, and as the updates came, I learned more and more how to blog from Josh.

I was even lucky enough to have a book review hosted on his site–The Lies of Locke Lamora for anyone who’s interested.

Since then, Josh and I have kept in periodic contact through Twitter and Facebook, and one day I logged into Google Talk, and he asked me how my book was going. My response was something along the lines of “great, but stressful. How’s yours?” and the conversation turned into him offering me a review copy. I accepted, and here we are.

Fast forward a few months, and the ARCs have shipped, and I have a shiny new hardcover all to myself.

I finish the book I’m reading and dig right in. A couple days later, I finish the book, and I wanted to read more. It was a phenomenal.

Now let me make this perfectly clear: I don’t like nonfiction. I don’t particularly care for memoirs. In fact, the only other memoir I can remember reading is Tina Fey’s Bossypants, and even my wife bought it and read it first. So when I say that The World’s Strongest Librarian is phenomenal, please understand what that means coming from me.

Crazy Relatable

For those of you who don’t know, Josh Hanagarne has Tourette Syndrome, grew up Mormon, and works in the Salt Lake City Public Library as a reference librarian.

Between stories of funny library happenings, we get insights into his family life and religious past, as well as his take on the cult of the kettlebell and strength training in general. The book is s funny and well-written, simple and easy-to-read.

And I’m probably biased. On a number of counts.

Josh recounts his childhood of dealing with Tourette’s, going to chuch and how the LDS church is different from–and the same as–most other churches. He talks about being bookish and loving to read, never really going anywhere without his books and how he fell in love with them, and how they provided him solace when his Tourette’s and other kids were unrelentingly terrible.

And as soon as I started reading, I could relate. Because like Josh, I was the book-loving Mormon kid who people made fun of and found solace in his books. Only I didn’t have Tourette’s–I was just fat. So from the very beginning, I felt like I had a connection with the author. I understood his frustrations with church life and the demands placed on teenage boys to go on a mission. I knew what it was like to be the kid who ran out of books in his elementary school library and have teachers buy extras just so I could have something to read. I knew what it was like to nosedive into a book to ignore kids on the playground as they made fun of me.

And since my wife does programming and publicity at a fairly large public library, I looked over at her as I read and said, “Reading this is like having a conversation with you about your day at work.”

Everything Josh said, from his crises of faith to his morbid love-affair with Stephen King’s fiction, I understood. So I was invested in finding out what happened next for the guy. I didn’t just care about the story he was telling. Because of our overlapping backgrounds, I cared about him.

Just a Guy

In the end, it’s refreshing to read a memoir of someone who is just a guy. I mean, most memoirs fall into a couple of categories: major celebrities and dysfunctional screwups. You either have to be crazy awesome to have people want to read your story or you have to just be so crazy people will be fascinated by it.

Luckily, Josh’s story doesn’t fall into that category. He’s just a guy who had some pretty tough stuff to do deal with, and he wrote a book about it. I like that. I like that a lot. There really needs to be a lot more books written by nice people about being nice people.

In the book, Josh said his dad referred to the Mormon church as the Church of Don’t Be a Dick. And that’s a pretty good way to describe the whole outlook of the memoir, too. It’s 300 pages of how to have some really crappy things happen to you and not turn into a dick because of them.

If I can think of anything being worth reading, that is.

If you’re interested, you can buy The World’s Strongest Librarian at Amazon. Or check it out from your local library. There’s something wonderfully tasteful about doing that, I think.

Happy Star Wars Day! Have a FREE Copy of BIRTHRIGHT!

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BIRTHRIGHT is free today only. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

One of my life-long dreams is to become a Star Wars novelist. In many ways, Birthright is the kind of story I’d like to tell, a science-fantasy romp across multiple worlds with strong personalities, awesome powers, and spectacular adventure.

And as luck would have it, today is Star Wars day, so I thought I’d try another experiment with the KDP Select program, and see what happens if I offer Birthright for free to celebrate.

Ain’t I just awesome? So head over to Amazon and snag your free Kindle copy of Birthright. You’d better hurry, though–the book is only going to be free today, May 4th.

The only thing I ask in return is that if you read the book, you post an honest review on Amazon or Goodreads. That’s the best thanks you can give an indie author. Thanks so much for all your support, and May the Fourth be with you. Always.

My Experience with KDP Select Free Promo Days

This past weekend, we set Nimbus to be a free download using KDP Select. We did a Friday/Saturday promotion, and over the course of those two days, we gave away 879 copies of our book.

In doing so, we hit #1 in the free Steampunk store, and we topped out at #4 in Sci-Fi Adventure. We even made it to #524 in the overall free ebook rankings of all Amazon.

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Which is freaking awesome. Fan-freaking-tastic, in fact.

So how did such stellar ranking affect our book? How do we feel about the KDP Select program so far?

Long story, short: it didn’t, and it sucks.

At least so far–in the immediate afterglow of the promotion.

The algorithms on Amazon’s side of things have obviously changed in the past year or two, and I understand that. Free sales no longer directly translate 1:1 into paid ranking once the promotion ends. I didn’t expect to maintain #1 and #4. I did, however, expect some ranking. Some positive effect for giving away almost a thousand free books across two days.

Instead, I wake up the following morning to find Nimbus at #341,119 in the Paid Kindle store, and not even listed in any of the genre lists it had topped just a few hours before.

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And that sucks.

Not Unexpected

Now, I can’t say this isn’t entirely unexpected. I had read for a while that the KDP Select free promos have lost some of their luster over the past few internal Amazon updates. I just didn’t expect the transition back into paid to be quite so ridiculously jarring, given how well we ranked while free.

I never expected to be #1 and #4 in the categories forever, but I did expect to still be visible. Which is something we are not right now.

And–again–that sucks.

I mean, Nimbus is a steampunk novel, and there are only ~800 steampunk novels on Amazon. By any amount of pseudologic, one would think that having nearly 1,000 copies downloaded would be worth something. I mean, within a week of Birthright‘s launch, it was ranked in the Top 10 steampunk novels–and it wasn’t even steampunk. It was miscategorized and ranked, so I couldn’t imagine how well an actual steampunk book would do with this kind of exposure.

Well, now I can. And it ain’t pretty.

What Next, Then?

Well, next…we wait and see. We wait on reviews to trickle in from free buyers. We wait to see if paid readers see those reviews, and in turn, see our book. We promote ourselves the same way we had been, and we just wait and see what happens.

That’s the hard part. There’s very little we can actually do to affect what happens next. We either did okay with the promotion, or it was a mistake. We just can’t know that this early.

What we do know is that we got out book into the hands of 879 potential readers, which is a good thing. Especially for our other books. I haven’t noticed a marked improvement in sales for Birthright since the Nimbus weekend, but that’s not to say it isn’t coming. It just wasn’t immediate.

I do know that I’m rethinking my whole KDP strategy, which most directly means that I don’t think Austin and I are going to be doing more free days for Nimbus in the near future. We are going to talk it over, and it’s likely that we are going to look at getting our books on iBooks, Google Play, and Nook soon–if results from being Amazon-exclusive remain this lackluster.

Sure the exposure is great, and we had an absolutely brilliant time tracking the numbers and seeing our book skyrocket through the charts. But if that was empty success that doesn’t translate to sales or even real exposure, being locked into Amazon isn’t worth it if all we get for it are a handful of lends to Prime members and free promo days we don’t use.

Update: A Few Days Later

Now that a few days have passed, the rankings are changing. And I still don’t think that it had anything to do with the KDP Select promotion. I paid for a few gift copies for review–4 to be exact–and now, Nimbus is ranking as a Top 100 bestseller. In fact, both rank and sales have steadily increased since I sent those to reviewers, and today Nimbus was ranked at #20 in the Steampunk category.

So just for those number people out there: 879 free downloads doesn’t count as much as 4 paid downloads.

Is this hard, empirical data? Hardly. But I think certainly says something about the usefulness of the KDP Select free promos.

“Birthright” is Live on Amazon Kindle!

Birthright (The Technomage Archive, Book 1) Well, folks, after almost three years of writing, editing, revising, rewriting, and crowdfunding, Birthright is finally available for purchase (or to borrow for free if you’re a Prime member). Plus, if you were a Kickstarter backer, I already emailed you the link to download your ebook copies. (If you missed it, check your Kickstarter messages and/or send me a message, and I’ll resend it.)

It’s been a strange, nerve-wracking ride, so I’m happy to report the book is doing well. So well in fact, that it even hit #21 on the Amazon Steampunk bestseller list today.

Which is great!

(The only problem being that Birthright is in no way even remotely steampunk.) I have already contacted Amazon to get that fixed so readers don’t think they’re being misled.

I can’t help but find some irony in that situation, though–I billed Birthright as a cross-genre book all through the Kickstarter process, and within two days of its release, it crossed into a new genre all on its own. Atta boy, Ceril! Atta boy!

I’m working on the softcover and Kickstarter-exclusive hardcovers right now, too, and I hope to have them available for you backers soon. That process just takes a bit more finesse than the ebook process. I’d say I’m 75% finished with it, so it won’t be much longer for you guys to get your grubby little hands on a physical copy of the book, if that’s your poison of choice.

So if you haven’t already, hop on over to Amazon and snag your copy of some technomagey goodness, or at least put it on your shelf on Goodreads to remember for later. Tell your friends, and if you’re feeling gracious, toss up a review somewhere after you’ve read it.

And again, thank you. From the absolute most sincere place I can conjure–thank you. Without y’all and your support, getting this book out there never would have been possible. This book is as much yours as it is mine. So really, thank you for being so awesome.